This show is my life <3
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(Source: chees-us, via hyperbolesarethegreatest)
I have never been more confused about someone in my entire life than I am with you…
I’ve met a lot of confusing people but fuck you just take the cake! You take the cake, and after the cake feels confused too.
I like to think the tiny gap in between my two front teeth makes me look cute, like Demi Lovato or something.
(Even though in reality it is just another weird thing to notice. Lol, oh well. Maybe one day I will get braces.)
I like you so much.
Like, what the fuck. And I am sure you like me too, but at the same time I am so fucking unsure. :/
We could be so good! I want to make us some food and just sit and listen to music with you and talk about the music while we eat our food and after like kiss or fuck or hold hands or something. I don’t even know what I want to do with you EXACTLY, but all I know is that I want you.
You. Only you. What the fuck. This is so not cool :’(
I keep trying to deny it to myself, and you, but it is clearly not working. I like you SO FREAKING MUCH. And I am sick of all this soap opera bullshit, I wish I could give you some honesty potion then ask how you feel about me then get an honest answer, but then after I want to kiss you anyway, no matter the outcome.
I like you a lot.
I’m queuing til next Tuesday, but I know I will feel exactly the same then.
wait. this is a mini vanilla cupcake topped with nutella in a honey nutella rice krispy nest.
Oh yum! I want the recipe!
My first ever gif, tehehe :)
When she comes
She pulls you close
She breathes in short bursts
Her eyes close
Her head tilts back
Her mouth opens slightly
Her thighs turn to steel, and then melt
She is perfect
And you feel like you are everything.
—Henry Rollins, The Portable Henry Rollins (via erincharlie)
(via danncove)
People lie too much!
I mean, if you are leaving to go have wild sex SAY it! Don’t say you are going to the city at 5:30pm on a Monday on a public holiday because come on mate that is like the dodgiest excuse ever. This is Perth, not like any other place in the world where exciting things happen on Monday nights. We all know what you are doing and you know what!? That is okay! In fact, that is MORE than okay! That is fucking great! If I had the option of having sex then I wouldn’t be seeing my friends lol I’d be off having sex, because that is what humans do dude. It’s what LUCKY humans do anyway!
So why don’t you just appreciate what a lucky human you are, and be honest about it. Because honesty is a good value to have. Today is Easter Monday and God likes honesty so yeah, be honest in the name of God man!
I hope that you didn’t get all turned on by the dishonesty and that’s what made the sex all good and shit, the whole “oh this is a big lie because we told a few friends we are going to the city hehe” because sex should be good anyway. But you know what, you have quite the sexual chemistry I am sure that it is just fine and the two of you rock each others worlds!
So yeah, be honest good friend! :)
*Disclaimer: I am directing a friend here to read this hilarious post, he is trying to convince me that he didn’t have sex this afternoon and that he is a virgin. Haha yeah right mate tehehehehe ilyy!*
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Wearing like the sexiest lingerie underneath this librarian-conservative type outfit.
And none of you bitches would even suspect. Nope, none of you would suspect. MUHAHAHAHAA
Talking to a guy friend on Facebook, he asks what I’m up to, told him I just got back from a gathering type thing and now I’m chilling in bed. His response?
“Nice ;)”
OH SORRY I FORGOT BEING IN BED MEANS I AM DOING SOMETHING SEXUAL. I DON’T SPEND LIKE 10 HOURS A DAY IN IT OR ANYTHING. OH WAIT I DO, AND YES THE WHOLE TIME IS LIKE TOTALLY FINGER FUCKING MYSELF NOT SLEEPING OR RELAXING OR WHATEVER.
Totally not in the mood for this shit again, I’ve made it clear to him I’m not into him and I thought we could be friends and he was being good and everything was cool but again with the flirting!? I mean at least when I flirt with people who aren’t interested I am witty about it!
Life in the F@G Lane: The Dreamers
Dreamers are often left in tears. We fight and we struggle, but are often left empty. Striving for more. We are drug addicts, if you will.
Whether it be a career aspiration like fame, music, theater, being the first in your family to attend college, a humanitarian dream, such as world peace….
